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Posted by GleeKGuide on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 3:49 PM
2.05 Rocky Horror Still 30 HQ

Emma: You know how I’ve always been very anti-Halloween, cuz it totally freaks me out to think about eating candy that someone else has touched.

Will (about Emma & Carl): The sandwich. The dirty theater. He’s actually making her better. He’s winning!

Kurt: What are you going to be for Halloween this year?
Brittany: I’m going as a peanut allergy.

Rachel: Mr. Shue, while I admire your choice of the ground-breaking 70s musical, aren’t you worried that the adult themes might be a point of controversy?

Kurt: There’s no way I’m playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.
Santana: Why? Cuz that look was last season?

Mercedes (to Rachel): I’d like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.

Quinn (to Sam): Rocky. He’s like the Frankenstein character, but blonde. You’ll kill the part. He’s cute just like you. Read more »

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2.04 Duets Still 01 HQ

Brittany (about Puck): He must be the dumbest person on this planet, and that’s coming from me.

Finn (about Puck): We need his voice and his bad boy stage presence.

Sam: Hey everybody. I’m Sam. Sam I am. And I don’t like green eggs and ham.
Santana: Oh wow, he has no game.

Will: What’s a duet?
Brittany: A blanket.

Kurt (about Sam): He’s on team gay. No straight boy does his hair to look like Linda Evangelista circa 1993.

Kurt: I have 3 gifts; my voice, my ability to spot trends in men’s fashion and my ability to know when it comes from a bottle. Read more »

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2.03 Grilled Cheesus Still 04 HQ

Finn: I busted out the George Foreman. It wasn’t makin’ the cool grill marks it used to after I tried to use it to dry my shoes.

Finn: When I pulled the sandwich out, I saw the face of God literally. I had made a grilled cheesus.

Finn: I’m not the most religious guy. I sort of worship Eric Clapton and Ochocinco.

Finn: Dear grilled cheesus. First of all you’re super delicious.

Finn: Please grilled cheesus, please let us win our first football game. It would mean so much to Artie and I think you kind of owe it to him. I mean you did sort of screw him in the leg department.

Kurt: Suzanne Somers says that skipping breakfast is suicide. Read more »

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2.02 Britney/Brittany Still 06 HQ

Will: Who can tell me who Christopher Cross is?
Brittany: Discovered America.

Finn: How can you get caught between the moon and New York City? They’re like a hundred miles apart.

Artie: Yo, Spears is fierce, yo.

Brittany: My middle name is Susan. My last name is Pierce. That makes me Brittany S. Pierce. Brittany Spierce. I’ve lived my entire life in Britney Spears shadow. I will never be as talented or famous.

Brittany: I hope you will all respect that I want Glee club to remain a place where I, Brittany S. Pierce, can escape the torment of Britney Spears. Read more »

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2.01 Audition Still 08 HQ

Finn: Rachel is what you would call a controllist.
Rachel: I’m controlling, controlling. Controllist isn’t a word.

Rachel: I’m controlling. Performing is my LIFE. And yes, do I have opinions about it? Does my need to constantly express those opinions annoy my fellow Glee clubbers?
Finn: Yes.

Will: I try to do something for everybody. 25% show tunes. 25% hip hop. 25% classic rock.
Jacob: 100% GAY.

Jacob to Quinn: How has life changed since the birth of your bastard child?

Brittany: People thought I went on vacation, but actually I spent the summer lost in the sewers. Read more »

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