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 Glee The Music: Best of Season One 
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 Glee Quotes 2.05 "The Rocky Horror Glee Show" Emma: You know how I’ve always been very anti-Halloween, cuz it totally freaks me out to think about eating candy that someone else has touched. Will (about Emma & Carl): The sandwich. The dirty theater. He’s actually making her better. He’s winning! Kurt: What are you going to be for Halloween this year? Rachel: Mr. Shue, while I admire your choice of the ground-breaking 70s musical, aren’t you worried that the adult themes might be a point of controversy? Kurt: There’s no way I’m playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. Mercedes (to Rachel): I’d like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement. Quinn (to Sam): Rocky. He’s like the Frankenstein character, but blonde. You’ll kill the part. He’s cute just like you. Santana: Better start working on those abs. Finn: I have no idea what’s going on in this script, and it’s not in a cool Inception kind of way. Finn: I can’t be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They’re gonna be able to see my whole business. Finn: I know I’m a big athlete and it’s not manly or anything, but I’m kinda insecure about how I look. Rachel (to Finn): I don’t look like Brittany or Santana, but you still think I look hot right? Sue: Halloween is fast approaching. The day when parents encourage little boys to dress like little girls, and little girls to dress like whores. Sue: Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother is a demon, who’s been feeding them rat casserole with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. Sue: Moms, skip trick-or-treating this year and instead sit your little toddlers down and explain daddy’s a hungry zombie and before he went out to sharpen his pitchfork, he whispered to mommy that you look delicious. Rod: Sue, you’re the cat’s pajamas. Santana: I can’t wait until Finn takes his top off so we can see the hot mess underneath. Brittany: You can’t have sloppy joes everyday for lunch and think you can get away with it. Santana: Earlier today Artie asked if he could make a gigantic omelet when I’m done with the ostrich eggs I’m smuggling in my bra. Brittany: I’m super looking forward to seeing Sam in his golden bikini. Sam: There ain’t no carpool lane to sexy. Artie: I personally blame the internet. Once internet porn was invented girls could watch without having to make that embarrassing trip to the video store. Artie: Internet porn altered the female brain chemistry, making them more like men and thus more concerned with our bodies. Sam (to Finn): If you get up on that stage and look like the Pillsbury Dough Boy there’s no way you’re staying popular. Emma: The Carl, I’ve got the Carl. Mike: They’re just not cool with me dressing up like a tranny. Sue: People who dress like librarians - all sex addicts. Sue: 70% of all teeth in this school are wooden. Carl: I think it’s fine to wear that Frankie bustier in the privacy of your own home. I’m freaky like that. Carl: At least if I play Eddie I won’t have to grind up on the students. Mercedes: Don’t dream it, be it. Mercedes: I’d be all kind of crazy sexy in that outfit. Sam: Is there a way I could wear some gold board shorts or something? These are really short. I’m afraid I’m going to show off some nuttage. Sam: I feel fat like I had rolls hanging over those gold shorts. Sam (to Finn): The Brad part isn’t about looking hot. It’s about being confident in who you are and how you look no matter how douchey you are. That guy is totally cool with being uncool. Sam (to Finn): Just be you and the sexy will flow through. Finn (to Sam): I don’t need to hid behind my muscles like you do. Becky (to Will): Get me some chocolate or I will cut you. Sam: I got asked to be June in the Men of McKinley High calendar. Tagged:
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By FearStreetGirl (not verified) on Wed, 10/27/2010 - 16:49
Kurt: There’s no way I’m playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick. Mercedes (to Rachel): I’d like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement. Sue: Halloween is that magical day of the year when a child is told their grandmother is a demon, who’s been feeding them rat casserole with a crunchy garnish of their own scabs. Sue: People who dress like librarians - all sex addicts. My favorite quotes! lol There was this one quote from Santana that made me laugh. When Carl was trying to convince Mr.Shue to let him audition Santana said "Wanky, Wanky" and Mr.Shue called her out lol. It was the same thing Jacob says about Rachel all the time ha!
By LaLoda1nonlee (not verified) on Thu, 10/28/2010 - 15:23
what was the quote about "mexican terrorists" when those ppl were talking to SUE...that was funny, had me rolling. and im mexican so no im not racist or anything at all.
By Gleeker (not verified) on Sat, 12/03/2011 - 20:18
What was Will's line when he said something about Rocky Horror Picture Show being for misfits? Post new comment |
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